Everyone knows where you live, right? And they know your hand writing, so the chances of you pulling off a valentine card scam are minimal. However, your friends don't know us, or our hand writing, and the postmark on the envelope will say Swindon, (Not great for fellow Swindonians but you area small minority)
For a small fee, we will purchase you a valentine card, Hand write it with information that you give us. No computer printing, who would use a computer to write sweet nothings to their valentine? Then we will pop a first class stamp on it and get it in the post to arrive on or around Valentines day. (Monday 12th of February is the last day for Ordering Valentines cards) For a bit of additional fun, we can also include a thong in with card. (A clean unused one)
Could this possibly be the perfect solution for an anonymous valentine card surprise?
All you need to do is to fill in a short form and we'll do the rest, just sit back and try not to snigger because that will just give the game away!
S. Roberts write for http://www.bigboystoyz.com a site packed with toys, gadgets, games and essential technology. To order your secret valentines card please visit http://www.bigboystoyz.com/secret_valentines_card.shtml BigBoysToyz is a http://www.zafyna.co.uk website.
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